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muslims offend each other with ham flavored cottage cheese
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You just cannot make this stuff up. I will never cease to be amazed by what I call the 'Crybaby muslim syndrome.' This group of people is so easily offended , no wonder they are always attacking and killing each other off. This event happened in South Africa and apparently there is more than one couple that was offended by the holy pig flavored cottage cheese. This has resulted in the divorce of one happy couple and is sure to be a hit with other who call this perverted ideology a religion. From the timesalive.co.za
Couple split after row over ham
A tub of ham-flavoured cottage cheese has been blamed for the break-up of a Muslim couple's marriage, according to Islamic fundamental body, the Majlis-ul-Ulama, which posted a complaint on its website from a Port Elizabeth man.
He claimed his wife had left him after a heated row over a tub of Lancewood smoked ham-flavoured cottage cheese bearing a halaal certification sign by the South African NationalHalaal Association (Sanha).
In his letter to the Majlis, the unnamed husband said his wife made him a sandwich using the cheese purchased by her.
"When I examined the tub I could not believe the filth I had consumed. It shocked the guts out of me."
All pork products are forbidden in Islam. The husband queried whether he could sue Sanha for the "trauma, the break-up of my marriage, the violation of my religious rights and feelings".
The Islamic body said they had also received another complaint about the ham-flavoured cottage cheese from Newcastle last week.
The Majlis queried the matter with Sanha, which confirmed a labelling error by the manufacturer's had resulted in the erroneous endorsement.
This prompted the Majlis to accuse Sanha of deceiving consumers. "Its stock response of 'error' mocks the intelligence of Muslims."
However, while Sanha has acknowledged the labelling error, they have questioned the authenticity of the claim posted on the website. They confirmed an error occurred last month when its certification logo was wrongly placed on 40000 tubs of the cottage cheese.
Sanha spokesman Ebi Lockhat said, however, they had received no complaints.
Lockhat said: "It is unthinkable to even contemplate we would approve any products with offensive connotations."
He challenged the authenticity of the marital break-up adding that they had not been contacted by the couple.
"None of our associate organisations in PE have heard of this incident bar the report in the Majlis.
"We are mystified as to why the wife would wilfully purchase the offensive product."
In a letter of apology to Sanha this week, Morné Muller, quality manager at Lancewood, said there was a miscommunication which was not rectified in time and resulted in some of the products ending up on shelves across the country.
"We hereby confirm our commitment to the halaal standards and wish to place on record our sincere apologies."
They said the logo had been "blanked" out on the products already manufactured at the time and new packaging would not carry the logo.
In the letter Muller said that the ham-flavoured cottage cheese did not contain any pork substances but a synthetic ham flavouring.
Hat tip: Weasel Zippers
Wonderful – Science of Islamic Hygiene
Perhaps this is stretching the boundaries of what one should be posting but then again it is imperative that one understands islam, the qur'an, hadith and sira. I have read about much of this myself but Sam Hindu has done a splendid job of putting this all together.
islamic hygiene? I will let you decide but there is a lack of general hygiene in many parts of the world but much of what you are about to read is pretty disgusting.
Wonderful – Science of Islamic Hygiene
SOME TIMES BY SAM HINDU
To explore the practical aspects of Islam further, we shall now review what Islam – through the hadiths (practical handbooks of Islam, belief in which is necessary to secure Heaven) instructs one on hygienic practices. The choice is the reader's whether they want to embrace this practicality or pray to remain impractical forever! I believe the Islamic Research Foundation can shed some light on these areas of research which baffle the sensibility of any civilized human being.
(Most of these Hadiths explain everything themselves, we shall only comment in very few places, wherever necessary. As usual, they are lifted straight from Islamic sources with no modifications)
1. Muhammad ordered his followers to drink the water which he rinsed his mouth with!
Sahih Bukhari (1.187)
Narrated Abu Juhaifa: Allah’s Apostle came to us at noon and water for ablution (cleaning body) was brought to him. After he had performed ablution, the remaining water was taken by the people and they started smearing their bodies with it (as a blessed thing). The Prophet offered two rak`at of the Zuhr prayer and then two rak`at of the `Asr prayer while a short spear (or stick) was there (as a Sutra) in front of him.
Abu Musa said: The Prophet asked for a tumbler containing water and washed both his hands and face in it and then threw a mouthful of water in the tumbler and said to both of us (Abu Musa and Bilal), “Drink from the tumbler and pour some of its water on your faces and chests.”
To prove his divine authority, Muhammad even let a sick boy drink the leftover water after he had performed ablution (Sahih Bukhari, 1.4.189). Another boy drank the leftover water/milk that Muhammad had drunk (Sahih Bukhari, 3.40.541, 554)
As per Sahih Bukhari, Prophet’s spit after mouthwash, and water that remained after his cleaning of all body parts, had miraculous properties. Let us explore this Science of Islam and Hygiene from the original texts:
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 188:
Narrated Ibn Shihab:
Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi’ who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family’s well while he was a boy, and ‘Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, “Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water.”
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 189:
Narrated As-Sa’ib bin Yazid:
My aunt took me to the Prophet and said, “O Allah’s Apostle! This son of my sister has got a disease in his legs.” So he passed his hands on my head and prayed for Allah’s blessings for me; then he performed ablution and I drank from the remaining water.
I stood behind him and saw the seal of Prophethood between his shoulders, and it was like the “Zir-al-Hijla” (means the button of a small tent, but some said ‘egg of a partridge.’ etc.)
Comment: Could not the Mohammad find more civilized way of blessing and treating people than providing them his excreta? Readers can decide themselves how seriously they would want to implement such water sharing practically! Vedic dharma, on contrary, conforms to highest standards of hygiene and purity and considers that only wretched people use such ‘Jootha’ or dirty water.
2. Islamic saliva and Muhammad’s Tongue!
a. Muhammad used his saliva to soften a date, and then gave it to an infant to suck. (Sahih Muslim, 25.5340, 5341, 5345)
b. When Anas’s son was born, Muhammad fed him with dates mixed with his (Muhammad’s) saliva and gave him the name Abdullah. (Sahih Muslim, 31.6013)
c. Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 188:
Narrated Ibn Shihab: Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi’ who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family’s well while he was a boy, and ‘Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, “Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water.”
d. Muhammad’s saliva is good for children. He used to spit into the mouth of suckling children, and his saliva would satisfy them until nightfall. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
e. If a baby sucked Muhammad’s tongue, the baby became quiet. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
f. He gave al Hasan and al Husayn his tongue to suck. They had been weeping from thirst and upon sucking Muhammad’s tongue they became quiet. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
g. People rubbed Muhammad’s spittle on their faces. (Ash Shifa, p.237)
h. Muhammad recommended that you can spit on your cloth and then fold it and rub it. (Sahih Muslim, 4.1121)
I. Spit three times to the left when someone questions who created Allah. (ibn Ishaq, p.270)
j. Prophet spat on his clothes (Bukhari 1.4.242)
Comment: Some Muslim zealots justify these hadiths stating that saliva has medicinal properties. They forget that one’s own saliva is good for one’s own mouth and not for public sharing.
The moment you get too charitable and start distributing your saliva to world around, it becomes a disgusting dirty practice that spreads disease. If indeed these hadiths are true, why don’t we have drug stores in Islamic country where people sell bottles of saliva for therapeutic effects! Or maybe spit on each other while greeting!
In any civilized country, exchange and distribution of saliva, especially with children, is considered bit too uncivilized for obvious sanitation reasons.
By the way, Zakir Naik being an MBBS should work on this aspect and try to find some antidote for HIV, cancer etc. Still hairs of Prophet are preserved in some shrines!
3. No harm in using the water which is infected by dead dogs, menstrual cloths, and body wastes!
Sunaan Abu Dawud, Book 1, Number 0067:
Narrated Abu Sa’id al-Khudri: I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda’ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Comments: This explains why Muslim countries are among dirtiest places in world and breed dangerous diseases.
4. Rub your hands on the wall after cleaning your private parts!
Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 260:
Narrated Maimuna: The Prophet took the bath of Janaba (sexual relation or wet dream). He first cleaned his private parts with his hand, and then rubbed it (that hand) on the wall and washed it. Then he performed ablution like that for the prayer, and after the bath he washed his feet.
Comment: The purpose behind defiling the wall needs deep research.
5. Islamic perfume!
Ash Shifa (p.35) states that women collected Muhammad’s sweat, because his sweat smelled perfume. Asha Shifa continues:
The messenger of Allah slept on a rug in the house of Anas and perspired. Anas’s mother brought a long necked bottle in which to put his sweat. The Messenger of Allah asked her about this she said, “We put it in our perfume and it is the most fragrant of scents.”
6. Clean your private parts with odd number of stones!
Bukhari 1.162, 163:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Whoever performs ablution should clean his nose with water by putting the water in it and then blowing it out, and whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with odd number of stones.”
Bukhari 5.200
Narrated Abu Huraira: That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it(i.e. the pot), the Prophet said, “Who is this?” He said, “I am Abu Huraira.” The Mohammad said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.
” Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, “What about the bone and the animal dung?” He said, “They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me−−and how nice those Jinns were−−and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them.
Comment: We researched a lot, but find no Islamic Research Foundation (IRF) explaining the mystery behind cleaning private parts with stones, and that too with odd number of stones only. We request our Islamic scientists to unravel the practicality behind this custom.
7. It is permissible to eat without washing hand after coming out of privy (lavatory)!
Muslim, Book 3, Number 0725:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) came out of the privy, and he was presented with some food, and the people reminded him about ablution, but he said: Am I to say prayer that I should perform ablution ?
Book 3, Number 0726:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: We were with the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) and he had come out of the privy. Food was presented to him. It was said to him (by the Companions around him) : Wouldn’t you perform ablution? Upon this he said: Why, am I to say prayer that I should perform ablution ?
Book 3, Number 0727:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) went to the privy and when he came back, he was presented with food. It was said to him; Messenger of Allah, wouldn’t you perform ablution. He said : Why, am I to say prayer?
Book 3, Number 0728:
Ibn Abbas, reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) came out of the privy after relieving himself, and food was brought to him and he took it, and did not touch water. In another narration transmitted by Sa’id b. al-Huwairith it is like this: It was said to the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) You have not performed ablution. He said: I do not intend to say prayer that I should perform ablution.
Comments: This explains why many Hindus used to avoid touching Muslims till recently. This has nothing to do with their ideology, but only relates to their hygiene habits which does not require one to wash hands even after excretion.
Many sanitized people may vomit even on imagining such a thing. Hindu texts, on contrary, advise for highest levels of adherence to sanitized habits, and this remains a common bond across almost all sects of Hinduism.
But are we expecting another fatwa from IRF or Deoband that Muslims are prohibited from washing hands after lavatory, especially when they plan to have food! After all their Prophet used to do so!
8. What to do after seminal emission?
If one has seminal emission, but has to perform prayers, and finds no water, what do you do? Simple, strike ground with hands and then wipe face and palms! Refer to the SAHIH MUSLIM hadith given below:
Book 3, Number 0716:
Abu Musa said to Abdullah: You have not heard the words of ‘Ammar: The Mohammad sent me on an errand and I had a seminal emission, but could find no water, and rolled myself in dust just as a beast rolls itself. I came to the Mohammad then and made a mention of that to him and he ( Muhamma ) said: It would have been enough for you to do this.
Then he struck the ground with his hands once and wiped his right hand with the help of his left hand and the exterior of his palms and his face. ‘Abdullah said: Didn’t you see that Umar was not fully satisfied with the words of ‘Ammar only?
Comment: Doubt on this practical science of Hygiene - After hands have already become dirty after the emission and rubbing dust, why make face dirty now? Or is it used as a face-cleansing cream? Why not simply spare the face from seminal emission and dust?
It is surprising to find the detail to which these Islamic texts go into with regards to ejaculation management and semen management. Huge number of verses relate only to this. We have provided only a few samples. Were they so big problems for Prophet and his followers?
Many muslim brothers argue that these are natural needs of a human and thus need to be dealt in detail. Yes, we agree that it is completely un-natural and a health-hazard if one does not have wet dreams in the situation that prophet and his followers are/were (as per Quran and hadiths):
a. Fond of multiple marriages
b. Instructed to have sex with wife if you see any women (as per one Hadith, if one sees any beautiful woman, he should have sex with his wife! As if wife is merely a toy for lust-gratification!)
c. Instructed of doing Coitus Interruptus, if you cannot control yourself (now find for yourself what this disgusting practice recommended by Hadiths means)
d. Allowance to have sex with slave-girls, even if wife/wives is/are alive
e. Child-molestation (with Aisha at 9 years)
In other words, with such levels of sexual perversion, frequent emissions will obviously be natural! But then why smear the face with dust mixed with emission – is a matter of deep research.
The Vedic approach, by the way, is that one should rise above such perversions and master his thoughts, and then enjoy the virtues of Brahmacharya.
“Brahmcharyen tapasaa devaah mritum upaghaat”
Great souls attain ultimate bliss of Eeshvar by practicing Brahmcharya (self control)!
9. Scraping semen with nails
SAHIH MUSLIM Book 002, Number 0572:
Abdullah b. Shihab al-Khaulani reported: I stayed in the house of ‘A’isha and had a wet dream (and perceived its effect on my garment), so (in the morning) I dipped both (the clothes) in water. This (act of mine) was watched by a maid-servant of A’isha and she informed her. She (Hadrat A’isha) sent me a message: What prompted you to act like this with your clothes? He (the narrator) said: I told that I saw in a dream what a sleeper sees.
She said: Did you find (any mark of the fluid) on your clothes? I said: No. She said: Had you found anything you should have washed it. Incase I found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) dried up, I scraped it off with my nails.
Hadiths also refer to Muhammad roaming around with clothes having wet spots of semen cleaning.
Sahih Bukhari:
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 231:
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar: I asked ‘Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, “I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah’s Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. “
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 232:
Narrated ‘Amr bin Maimun: I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that ‘Aisha had said, “I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah’s Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them.
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 233:
Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.
The practicality of this Islamic approach to semen and ejaculation management is amply evident.
10. Prophet’s method of cleaning body
This one refers to Sahih Bukhari Chapter 5 on Bathing
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 191:Narrated Amr bin Yahya:
My father said, “I saw Amr bin Abi Hasan asking ‘Abdullah bin Zaid about the ablution of the Prophet. Abdullah bin Zaid asked for an earthenware pot containing water and performed ablution in front of them. He poured water over his hands and washed them thrice.
Then he put his (right) hand in the pot and rinsed his mouth and washed his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice with three handfuls of water Again he put his hand in the water and washed his face thrice. After that he put his hand in the pot and washed his forearms up to the elbows twice and then again put his hand in the water and passed wet hands over his head by bringing them to the front and then to the back and once more he put his hand in the pot and washed his feet (up to the ankles.)”
Comment:
In simple terms the method was as follows: take a pot of water, rinse your mouth. Now put your hands in pot and with same water, wash your nose. Now put this purified water on face to wash it. Now put this water which already contains dirt from nose, face, hands etc on head from back to front.
I wonder what prevented the Apostle from simply tilting the vessel so that he could use clean water flowing down the tumbler for cleaning all parts, and what motivated him to ensure that by the time he puts water on head, it already contains dirt from all other organs including nasal outputs!
11. Mosque or Public Toilet!
Superiority complex is a mask to hide one’s inferiority comp
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 218:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet saw a Bedouin making water in the mosque and told the people not to disturb him. When he finished, the Prophet asked for some water and poured it over (the urine).
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 219:
Narrated Abu Huraira: A Bedouin stood up and started making water in the mosque. The people caught him but the Prophet ordered them to leave him and to pour a bucket or a tumbler of water over the place where he had passed the urine. The Prophet then said, “You have been sent to make things easy and not to make them difficult.”
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 220:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet said as above (219).
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 221:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Bedouin came and passed urine in one corner of the mosque. The people shouted at him but the Prophet stopped them till he finished urinating. The Prophet ordered them to spill a bucket of water over that place and they did so.
Comment: If indeed Muslims take this Hadith seriously, they should issue a fatwa for all mosques to allow being used as public toilets and employ people for spilling water over it. This would help solve a great problem of humans as well as generate employment for many.
11. Miscellaneous
(a) If you cover your feet with dust for Allah’s cause, then Allah will save them from hell fire (Sahih Bukhari, 2.13.30)
(Comment: Why do I need to collect dust to escape Hell?)
(b) If you have a bad dream then spit on your left and seek refuge from Allah (Sahih Bukhari, 9.87.133)
(Comment: I wonder what Islamic bedrooms would look like during periods of recession!)
(c) Share a tooth pick between two persons (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0050)
(d) If you touch a carcass, no need to wash your hands (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0186)
(e) You can use polluted water for ablution. (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0066)
(f) The animal whose meat is hallal (allowed), its urine is also hallal {misqat kitab ul iman book 1 haddith 471}
Some people embraced Islam. then Muhammad asked them to drink urine of camel. They again denounced Islam. Muhammad ordered to ampute them and got their eyes pierced with hot iron rod. He even does not allowed them to drink water.{ misqat kitab ul iman book 1 haddith 439}
9) Illness is vapour of Hell { misqat kitab ul iman book 4 haddith 12}
The practicality of Islam in daily life is now amply evident. This is not a matter of joke, but grave seriousness that a large population has been brainwashed or subjugated by threat to follow such perverted orders and stories blindly.
There is no way to prove that indeed these Hadiths – on which entire foundation of Islam is based – have any element of authenticity. When Quran itself has been subject to such huge amount of tampering, what to say about Hadiths. If Muhammad was a great man, these Hadiths only insult him and his legacy. If indeed Muslims want to show their respect towards Muhammad, they should:
- reject all the Hadiths as trash
- reject all those verses of Quran which state that word of Muhammad is final
- reject all those verses of Quran which smell of intolerance towards non-believers
- reject all those verses of Quran which promote gender bias
And most importantly, trash all those perverted Mullahs like Zakir Naik or terrorists like Osama who want everyone to believe that all except blind followers of present Quran and Hadiths will burn in Hell forever!
May Ishwar prevent us from such perverted practicality as depicted in Hadiths. If this is Practical Religion, may the entire world be Impractical Apostate!
Original article can be found here.
islamic hygiene? I will let you decide but there is a lack of general hygiene in many parts of the world but much of what you are about to read is pretty disgusting.
To explore the practical aspects of Islam further, we shall now review what Islam – through the hadiths (practical handbooks of Islam, belief in which is necessary to secure Heaven) instructs one on hygienic practices. The choice is the reader's whether they want to embrace this practicality or pray to remain impractical forever! I believe the Islamic Research Foundation can shed some light on these areas of research which baffle the sensibility of any civilized human being.
(Most of these Hadiths explain everything themselves, we shall only comment in very few places, wherever necessary. As usual, they are lifted straight from Islamic sources with no modifications)
1. Muhammad ordered his followers to drink the water which he rinsed his mouth with!
Sahih Bukhari (1.187)
Narrated Abu Juhaifa: Allah’s Apostle came to us at noon and water for ablution (cleaning body) was brought to him. After he had performed ablution, the remaining water was taken by the people and they started smearing their bodies with it (as a blessed thing). The Prophet offered two rak`at of the Zuhr prayer and then two rak`at of the `Asr prayer while a short spear (or stick) was there (as a Sutra) in front of him.
Abu Musa said: The Prophet asked for a tumbler containing water and washed both his hands and face in it and then threw a mouthful of water in the tumbler and said to both of us (Abu Musa and Bilal), “Drink from the tumbler and pour some of its water on your faces and chests.”
To prove his divine authority, Muhammad even let a sick boy drink the leftover water after he had performed ablution (Sahih Bukhari, 1.4.189). Another boy drank the leftover water/milk that Muhammad had drunk (Sahih Bukhari, 3.40.541, 554)
As per Sahih Bukhari, Prophet’s spit after mouthwash, and water that remained after his cleaning of all body parts, had miraculous properties. Let us explore this Science of Islam and Hygiene from the original texts:
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 188:
Narrated Ibn Shihab:
Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi’ who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family’s well while he was a boy, and ‘Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, “Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water.”
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 189:
Narrated As-Sa’ib bin Yazid:
My aunt took me to the Prophet and said, “O Allah’s Apostle! This son of my sister has got a disease in his legs.” So he passed his hands on my head and prayed for Allah’s blessings for me; then he performed ablution and I drank from the remaining water.
I stood behind him and saw the seal of Prophethood between his shoulders, and it was like the “Zir-al-Hijla” (means the button of a small tent, but some said ‘egg of a partridge.’ etc.)
Comment: Could not the Mohammad find more civilized way of blessing and treating people than providing them his excreta? Readers can decide themselves how seriously they would want to implement such water sharing practically! Vedic dharma, on contrary, conforms to highest standards of hygiene and purity and considers that only wretched people use such ‘Jootha’ or dirty water.
2. Islamic saliva and Muhammad’s Tongue!
a. Muhammad used his saliva to soften a date, and then gave it to an infant to suck. (Sahih Muslim, 25.5340, 5341, 5345)
b. When Anas’s son was born, Muhammad fed him with dates mixed with his (Muhammad’s) saliva and gave him the name Abdullah. (Sahih Muslim, 31.6013)
c. Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 188:
Narrated Ibn Shihab: Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi’ who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family’s well while he was a boy, and ‘Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, “Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water.”
d. Muhammad’s saliva is good for children. He used to spit into the mouth of suckling children, and his saliva would satisfy them until nightfall. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
e. If a baby sucked Muhammad’s tongue, the baby became quiet. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
f. He gave al Hasan and al Husayn his tongue to suck. They had been weeping from thirst and upon sucking Muhammad’s tongue they became quiet. (Ash Shifa, p.184)
g. People rubbed Muhammad’s spittle on their faces. (Ash Shifa, p.237)
h. Muhammad recommended that you can spit on your cloth and then fold it and rub it. (Sahih Muslim, 4.1121)
I. Spit three times to the left when someone questions who created Allah. (ibn Ishaq, p.270)
j. Prophet spat on his clothes (Bukhari 1.4.242)
Comment: Some Muslim zealots justify these hadiths stating that saliva has medicinal properties. They forget that one’s own saliva is good for one’s own mouth and not for public sharing.
The moment you get too charitable and start distributing your saliva to world around, it becomes a disgusting dirty practice that spreads disease. If indeed these hadiths are true, why don’t we have drug stores in Islamic country where people sell bottles of saliva for therapeutic effects! Or maybe spit on each other while greeting!
In any civilized country, exchange and distribution of saliva, especially with children, is considered bit too uncivilized for obvious sanitation reasons.
By the way, Zakir Naik being an MBBS should work on this aspect and try to find some antidote for HIV, cancer etc. Still hairs of Prophet are preserved in some shrines!
3. No harm in using the water which is infected by dead dogs, menstrual cloths, and body wastes!
Sunaan Abu Dawud, Book 1, Number 0067:
Narrated Abu Sa’id al-Khudri: I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda’ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.
Comments: This explains why Muslim countries are among dirtiest places in world and breed dangerous diseases.
4. Rub your hands on the wall after cleaning your private parts!
Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 260:
Narrated Maimuna: The Prophet took the bath of Janaba (sexual relation or wet dream). He first cleaned his private parts with his hand, and then rubbed it (that hand) on the wall and washed it. Then he performed ablution like that for the prayer, and after the bath he washed his feet.
Comment: The purpose behind defiling the wall needs deep research.
5. Islamic perfume!
Ash Shifa (p.35) states that women collected Muhammad’s sweat, because his sweat smelled perfume. Asha Shifa continues:
The messenger of Allah slept on a rug in the house of Anas and perspired. Anas’s mother brought a long necked bottle in which to put his sweat. The Messenger of Allah asked her about this she said, “We put it in our perfume and it is the most fragrant of scents.”
6. Clean your private parts with odd number of stones!
Bukhari 1.162, 163:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Whoever performs ablution should clean his nose with water by putting the water in it and then blowing it out, and whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do it with odd number of stones.”
Bukhari 5.200
Narrated Abu Huraira: That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it(i.e. the pot), the Prophet said, “Who is this?” He said, “I am Abu Huraira.” The Mohammad said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.
” Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, “What about the bone and the animal dung?” He said, “They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me−−and how nice those Jinns were−−and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them.
Comment: We researched a lot, but find no Islamic Research Foundation (IRF) explaining the mystery behind cleaning private parts with stones, and that too with odd number of stones only. We request our Islamic scientists to unravel the practicality behind this custom.
7. It is permissible to eat without washing hand after coming out of privy (lavatory)!
Muslim, Book 3, Number 0725:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) came out of the privy, and he was presented with some food, and the people reminded him about ablution, but he said: Am I to say prayer that I should perform ablution ?
Book 3, Number 0726:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: We were with the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) and he had come out of the privy. Food was presented to him. It was said to him (by the Companions around him) : Wouldn’t you perform ablution? Upon this he said: Why, am I to say prayer that I should perform ablution ?
Book 3, Number 0727:
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) went to the privy and when he came back, he was presented with food. It was said to him; Messenger of Allah, wouldn’t you perform ablution. He said : Why, am I to say prayer?
Book 3, Number 0728:
Ibn Abbas, reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) came out of the privy after relieving himself, and food was brought to him and he took it, and did not touch water. In another narration transmitted by Sa’id b. al-Huwairith it is like this: It was said to the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) You have not performed ablution. He said: I do not intend to say prayer that I should perform ablution.
Comments: This explains why many Hindus used to avoid touching Muslims till recently. This has nothing to do with their ideology, but only relates to their hygiene habits which does not require one to wash hands even after excretion.
Many sanitized people may vomit even on imagining such a thing. Hindu texts, on contrary, advise for highest levels of adherence to sanitized habits, and this remains a common bond across almost all sects of Hinduism.
But are we expecting another fatwa from IRF or Deoband that Muslims are prohibited from washing hands after lavatory, especially when they plan to have food! After all their Prophet used to do so!
8. What to do after seminal emission?
If one has seminal emission, but has to perform prayers, and finds no water, what do you do? Simple, strike ground with hands and then wipe face and palms! Refer to the SAHIH MUSLIM hadith given below:
Book 3, Number 0716:
Abu Musa said to Abdullah: You have not heard the words of ‘Ammar: The Mohammad sent me on an errand and I had a seminal emission, but could find no water, and rolled myself in dust just as a beast rolls itself. I came to the Mohammad then and made a mention of that to him and he ( Muhamma ) said: It would have been enough for you to do this.
Then he struck the ground with his hands once and wiped his right hand with the help of his left hand and the exterior of his palms and his face. ‘Abdullah said: Didn’t you see that Umar was not fully satisfied with the words of ‘Ammar only?
Comment: Doubt on this practical science of Hygiene - After hands have already become dirty after the emission and rubbing dust, why make face dirty now? Or is it used as a face-cleansing cream? Why not simply spare the face from seminal emission and dust?
It is surprising to find the detail to which these Islamic texts go into with regards to ejaculation management and semen management. Huge number of verses relate only to this. We have provided only a few samples. Were they so big problems for Prophet and his followers?
Many muslim brothers argue that these are natural needs of a human and thus need to be dealt in detail. Yes, we agree that it is completely un-natural and a health-hazard if one does not have wet dreams in the situation that prophet and his followers are/were (as per Quran and hadiths):
a. Fond of multiple marriages
b. Instructed to have sex with wife if you see any women (as per one Hadith, if one sees any beautiful woman, he should have sex with his wife! As if wife is merely a toy for lust-gratification!)
c. Instructed of doing Coitus Interruptus, if you cannot control yourself (now find for yourself what this disgusting practice recommended by Hadiths means)
d. Allowance to have sex with slave-girls, even if wife/wives is/are alive
e. Child-molestation (with Aisha at 9 years)
In other words, with such levels of sexual perversion, frequent emissions will obviously be natural! But then why smear the face with dust mixed with emission – is a matter of deep research.
The Vedic approach, by the way, is that one should rise above such perversions and master his thoughts, and then enjoy the virtues of Brahmacharya.
“Brahmcharyen tapasaa devaah mritum upaghaat”
Great souls attain ultimate bliss of Eeshvar by practicing Brahmcharya (self control)!
9. Scraping semen with nails
SAHIH MUSLIM Book 002, Number 0572:
Abdullah b. Shihab al-Khaulani reported: I stayed in the house of ‘A’isha and had a wet dream (and perceived its effect on my garment), so (in the morning) I dipped both (the clothes) in water. This (act of mine) was watched by a maid-servant of A’isha and she informed her. She (Hadrat A’isha) sent me a message: What prompted you to act like this with your clothes? He (the narrator) said: I told that I saw in a dream what a sleeper sees.
She said: Did you find (any mark of the fluid) on your clothes? I said: No. She said: Had you found anything you should have washed it. Incase I found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) dried up, I scraped it off with my nails.
Hadiths also refer to Muhammad roaming around with clothes having wet spots of semen cleaning.
Sahih Bukhari:
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 231:
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar: I asked ‘Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, “I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah’s Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. “
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 232:
Narrated ‘Amr bin Maimun: I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that ‘Aisha had said, “I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah’s Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them.
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 233:
Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.
The practicality of this Islamic approach to semen and ejaculation management is amply evident.
10. Prophet’s method of cleaning body
This one refers to Sahih Bukhari Chapter 5 on Bathing
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 191:Narrated Amr bin Yahya:
My father said, “I saw Amr bin Abi Hasan asking ‘Abdullah bin Zaid about the ablution of the Prophet. Abdullah bin Zaid asked for an earthenware pot containing water and performed ablution in front of them. He poured water over his hands and washed them thrice.
Then he put his (right) hand in the pot and rinsed his mouth and washed his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice with three handfuls of water Again he put his hand in the water and washed his face thrice. After that he put his hand in the pot and washed his forearms up to the elbows twice and then again put his hand in the water and passed wet hands over his head by bringing them to the front and then to the back and once more he put his hand in the pot and washed his feet (up to the ankles.)”
Comment:
In simple terms the method was as follows: take a pot of water, rinse your mouth. Now put your hands in pot and with same water, wash your nose. Now put this purified water on face to wash it. Now put this water which already contains dirt from nose, face, hands etc on head from back to front.
I wonder what prevented the Apostle from simply tilting the vessel so that he could use clean water flowing down the tumbler for cleaning all parts, and what motivated him to ensure that by the time he puts water on head, it already contains dirt from all other organs including nasal outputs!
11. Mosque or Public Toilet!
Superiority complex is a mask to hide one’s inferiority comp
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 218:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet saw a Bedouin making water in the mosque and told the people not to disturb him. When he finished, the Prophet asked for some water and poured it over (the urine).
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 219:
Narrated Abu Huraira: A Bedouin stood up and started making water in the mosque. The people caught him but the Prophet ordered them to leave him and to pour a bucket or a tumbler of water over the place where he had passed the urine. The Prophet then said, “You have been sent to make things easy and not to make them difficult.”
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 220:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet said as above (219).
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 221:
Narrated Anas bin Malik: A Bedouin came and passed urine in one corner of the mosque. The people shouted at him but the Prophet stopped them till he finished urinating. The Prophet ordered them to spill a bucket of water over that place and they did so.
Comment: If indeed Muslims take this Hadith seriously, they should issue a fatwa for all mosques to allow being used as public toilets and employ people for spilling water over it. This would help solve a great problem of humans as well as generate employment for many.
11. Miscellaneous
(a) If you cover your feet with dust for Allah’s cause, then Allah will save them from hell fire (Sahih Bukhari, 2.13.30)
(Comment: Why do I need to collect dust to escape Hell?)
(b) If you have a bad dream then spit on your left and seek refuge from Allah (Sahih Bukhari, 9.87.133)
(Comment: I wonder what Islamic bedrooms would look like during periods of recession!)
(c) Share a tooth pick between two persons (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0050)
(d) If you touch a carcass, no need to wash your hands (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0186)
(e) You can use polluted water for ablution. (Sunaan Abu Dawud, 1.0066)
(f) The animal whose meat is hallal (allowed), its urine is also hallal {misqat kitab ul iman book 1 haddith 471}
Some people embraced Islam. then Muhammad asked them to drink urine of camel. They again denounced Islam. Muhammad ordered to ampute them and got their eyes pierced with hot iron rod. He even does not allowed them to drink water.{ misqat kitab ul iman book 1 haddith 439}
9) Illness is vapour of Hell { misqat kitab ul iman book 4 haddith 12}
The practicality of Islam in daily life is now amply evident. This is not a matter of joke, but grave seriousness that a large population has been brainwashed or subjugated by threat to follow such perverted orders and stories blindly.
There is no way to prove that indeed these Hadiths – on which entire foundation of Islam is based – have any element of authenticity. When Quran itself has been subject to such huge amount of tampering, what to say about Hadiths. If Muhammad was a great man, these Hadiths only insult him and his legacy. If indeed Muslims want to show their respect towards Muhammad, they should:
- reject all the Hadiths as trash
- reject all those verses of Quran which state that word of Muhammad is final
- reject all those verses of Quran which smell of intolerance towards non-believers
- reject all those verses of Quran which promote gender bias
And most importantly, trash all those perverted Mullahs like Zakir Naik or terrorists like Osama who want everyone to believe that all except blind followers of present Quran and Hadiths will burn in Hell forever!
May Ishwar prevent us from such perverted practicality as depicted in Hadiths. If this is Practical Religion, may the entire world be Impractical Apostate!
Original article can be found here.
Dhimmi editor cowards refuse to publish "Find mohmmad" cartoon
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response to "Draw Mohammad day"
Back on May 20th we had 'Draw mohammad day", then the South Park episode that stoked the rabid anger of muslims against any and all who dare to insult their prophet in any way, shape, word, drawing or form. Problem was that mohammad was not the target or topic, it was the editors that Wiley Miller, the author of Non
Sequitur was after. Miller was challenging the editors to look past the word 'mohammad' and show enough courage to publish his cartoon 'Where's mohammad?" Instead certain editors caved into the fear of offending muslims and islam, which in this case is completely ridiculous. One look at Miller's cartoon and one can see that there is NOTHING insulting about it. This is how far we have fallen. CAIR, the MSA, MSU, ISNA, U.N. and the OIC must be quite pleased at this outcome. This is exactly the result that islam and muslims want to end up with. The media, governments, educational systems, legal systems petrified to do anything that might insult islam. These editors, perhaps without realizing it are emboldening islam and muslims to take this to the next level. Well, many of us can take it to the next level and that is why I am publishing Miller's cartoon. I expect Non Sequitur to be on the edge and provocative at times. I hope you will share this from here or other sources. From Fox News. Pamela at Atlas Shrugs has an excellent post on this so you may want to drop in and read her post too.
Cartoonist Seeing Red After 'Muhammad' Cartoon Yanked
By Joshua Rhett Miller
An award-winning cartoonist is seeing red after editors at The Washington Post and other newspapers pulled a "very tame" cartoon that alluded to the Prophet Muhammad.
Wiley Miller, whose "Non Sequitur" comic strip has won several national awards and appears daily in roughly 800 newspapers, said he was not surprised by the decision to yank the single-panel, "Where's Muhammad?"cartoon because even the word itself is such a "dicey thing" nowadays.
"That's all they saw," Miller told FoxNews.com of the word Muhammad. "[Editors] didn't see the satire was on them, of being petrified to run anything related to him. But this whole thing has just gotten so silly over the years. It's something I can't lay off. It's my job as a satirist to point out the stupidity in the world. And the editors fell right in line with proving how stupid it is."
The cartoon, which was originally submitted in August and had been scheduled to appear in newspapers nationwide on Oct. 3, depicts a lively, seek-and-find-esque park scene complete with a giraffe, a skateboarder, a cyclist, frolicking children and a large hippopotamus. An accompanying caption reads: "Picture Book Title Voted Least Likely to Ever Find a Publisher … Where's Muhammad?"
Miller, 59, of Maine, said the cartoon was intended to be a satirical reference to the global furor that followed the 2006 decision by a Danish newspaper to solicit depictions of Muhammad. It also invoked "Everybody Draw Muhammad Day!," a free-speech-inspired call to action this year originally jump-started by a cartoonist now living in hiding after receiving death threats from Muslim extremists.
Miller said he frequently uses Biblical references in his work, citing "great metaphors" he can draw upon throughout his comic strip. But the decision not to run this drawing, Miller said, is an example of being overly sensitive due to the subject matter.
"They proved me wrong by not running it, by being afraid of running it," Miller said. "It was a tame cartoon. The satire was on media, not Islam."
Miller said he has yet to receive a single piece of correspondence from fans who were upset or offended by the drawing.
"Quite the contrary, they loved it," he said. "Who the hell knows what Muhammad looks like?!"
Meanwhile, Andrew Alexander, ombudsman for The Washington Post, wrote on Sunday that he thought editors at the newspaper were "wrong" to withhold the cartoon.
"Clearly, Miller has a right to draw the cartoon, and The Post has the right to run it," Alexander wrote. "But 'Non Sequitur' followers expect that. And there's a difference between provoking anger and provoking readers to think."
Ned Martel, the newspaper's Style editor, said he decided to yank the cartoon after conferring with others, including Executive Editor Marcus Brauchli, because it "seemed a deliberate provocation without a clear message."
The "point of the joke was not immediately clear," Brauchli added, according to Alexander.
For his part, Miller said he intends to lampoon a new target in the near future -- editors.
"The irony is rife," he told FoxNews.com. "How the editors mishandled it and only compounded it with their spin on it, it's a matter of sitting back and letting them hang themselves. They don't need any help from me."
Co-exist courtesy of the 2nd Amendment
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I found this when I visited a very cool, informative Counter-Jihadist site, 1389 blog. This site has been added to the blogroll here so check it out. Now on to this really nice version of the infamous, disgusting co-exist sticker. There are links to follow in case you want to find out more. I wish someone was actually making this sticker as it would be one I would put on my rig. There is no co-existancing with islam and sharia law.
Co-exist courtesy of the 2nd Amendment
Here is the disgusting original sticker:
Now, here is the 2nd Amendment version:
Try enlarging this to get a better look it it.
Here are links to the sites that had more on this great 'sticker.'
Hat tip: 1389 Blog
1389 Blog Antijihadist Tech
Every Day No Days Off
Oklahoma Shooters Association
620WTMJ/CharlieSykes
Co-exist courtesy of the 2nd Amendment
Here is the disgusting original sticker:
This next one is an improvement:
Now, here is the 2nd Amendment version:
Try enlarging this to get a better look it it.
Here are links to the sites that had more on this great 'sticker.'
Hat tip: 1389 Blog
1389 Blog Antijihadist Tech
Every Day No Days Off
Oklahoma Shooters Association
620WTMJ/CharlieSykes
islamic stupidity on parade: banning ads for pet products in Iran.
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Hadith,
Qur'an
No doubt this is one of the dumbest, most idiotic fatwas I have read about in quite some time. I know dogs are not well accepted in many islamic countries and they are not held in high esteem in the qur'an and other islamic teachings. As AJ is the editor here at Patriot's Corner(his picture is on the upper left hand side of the blog page), he was quite upset when I read this article to him from the LA Times. As a typical dog, AJ loves any pet ad that has to do with dog food, treats etc. Leave to the ass backward mullahs and clerics of Iran to come up with this one. I really like the statement about how we in the West treat our dogs better than our wives or kids.
"In June, Shirazi issued a fatwa against keeping dogs as pets, although that ruling was not made into law. At the time, Shirazi slammed dog owners for "blindly imitating the West," which, he said, would result in "evil outcomes.
Many people in the West love their dogs more than their wives and children," he said.
The fatwa cites Islamic tradition, which dictates dogs are unclean based on testimonies from the followers of the prophet Mohammad known as hadith.
OK, so you tell me about what this ding dong said. Seems to me that in the islamic world there is a severe problem with how many husbands treat their wives and kids. Beating them, raping them, humiliating them. We know the drill and history that is still alive and well in the muslim world. That is not to say we are perfect here in the West. Plus AJ reminds me that many dogs are quite a bit more intelligent than many people. That is quite true. Woof, it is time for a walk! From the LA Times.
IRAN: Pet-product advertising banned as dog owners come under fire
Iranian authorities are cracking down, but this time their target isn't political dissidents or drug traffickers. It's dogs.
Or rather, pets in general. This week, Ayatollah Nasser Makkarem Shirazi, a powerful cleric, issued a fatwa that was later passed into law banning any advertisements about pets or alluding to the buying, selling or keeping of pets, according to the Mehr news agency.
The fatwa was issued in response to a question by the country's Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance, which serves as Iran's censor.
The ministry's Advertisement and Information Dissemination Office vowed to crack down on ads promoting pet foods, especially for cats and dogs.
In June, Shirazi issued a fatwa against keeping dogs as pets, although that ruling was not made into law. At the time, Shirazi slammed dog owners for "blindly imitating the West," which, he said, would result in "evil outcomes."
"Many people in the West love their dogs more than their wives and children," he said.
The fatwa cites Islamic tradition, which dictates dogs are unclean based on testimonies from the followers of the prophet Mohammad known as hadith.
Keeping dogs as pets has become fashionable among Iranians in recent years, especially among well-to-do urban families. Although pet dogs are not technically illegal, walking a dog in a public place like a park can earn the owner a hefty fine.
A report on Shirazi's fatwa against pet dogs that appeared in the Abu Dhabi-based National newspaper speculated that the crackdown on pets may have more to do with class politics than Islamic law. The ruling conservative party has traditionally championed the working class while painting opposition activists as frivolous, corrupt cosmopolitans.
“The authorities can’t stop people from buying expensive cars or clothes and jewelery,” an unnamed analyst in Tehran told the paper. “But they can prevent them from displaying their wealth by keeping pet dogs on the grounds that they are unclean.”
But rather than discourage people from buying dogs, one pet-shop owner reported an increase in the sale of small dogs that are easy to hide.
-- Meris Lutz in Beirut
Original article can be found here
"In June, Shirazi issued a fatwa against keeping dogs as pets, although that ruling was not made into law. At the time, Shirazi slammed dog owners for "blindly imitating the West," which, he said, would result in "evil outcomes.
Many people in the West love their dogs more than their wives and children," he said.
The fatwa cites Islamic tradition, which dictates dogs are unclean based on testimonies from the followers of the prophet Mohammad known as hadith.
OK, so you tell me about what this ding dong said. Seems to me that in the islamic world there is a severe problem with how many husbands treat their wives and kids. Beating them, raping them, humiliating them. We know the drill and history that is still alive and well in the muslim world. That is not to say we are perfect here in the West. Plus AJ reminds me that many dogs are quite a bit more intelligent than many people. That is quite true. Woof, it is time for a walk! From the LA Times.
Iranian authorities are cracking down, but this time their target isn't political dissidents or drug traffickers. It's dogs.
Or rather, pets in general. This week, Ayatollah Nasser Makkarem Shirazi, a powerful cleric, issued a fatwa that was later passed into law banning any advertisements about pets or alluding to the buying, selling or keeping of pets, according to the Mehr news agency.
The fatwa was issued in response to a question by the country's Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance, which serves as Iran's censor.
The ministry's Advertisement and Information Dissemination Office vowed to crack down on ads promoting pet foods, especially for cats and dogs.
In June, Shirazi issued a fatwa against keeping dogs as pets, although that ruling was not made into law. At the time, Shirazi slammed dog owners for "blindly imitating the West," which, he said, would result in "evil outcomes."
"Many people in the West love their dogs more than their wives and children," he said.
The fatwa cites Islamic tradition, which dictates dogs are unclean based on testimonies from the followers of the prophet Mohammad known as hadith.
Keeping dogs as pets has become fashionable among Iranians in recent years, especially among well-to-do urban families. Although pet dogs are not technically illegal, walking a dog in a public place like a park can earn the owner a hefty fine.
A report on Shirazi's fatwa against pet dogs that appeared in the Abu Dhabi-based National newspaper speculated that the crackdown on pets may have more to do with class politics than Islamic law. The ruling conservative party has traditionally championed the working class while painting opposition activists as frivolous, corrupt cosmopolitans.
“The authorities can’t stop people from buying expensive cars or clothes and jewelery,” an unnamed analyst in Tehran told the paper. “But they can prevent them from displaying their wealth by keeping pet dogs on the grounds that they are unclean.”
But rather than discourage people from buying dogs, one pet-shop owner reported an increase in the sale of small dogs that are easy to hide.
-- Meris Lutz in Beirut
Original article can be found here
Sanity and the 21st century prevail in british 'loo' battle with muslims
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Islamic stealth jihad
I am 'stealing' this from Monkey In The Middle, a very worthwhile site. Jsut a few days ago I posted a story about 'coffe' from Civet cat droppings had gotten the green light from the ruling clerics in Indonesia. Nasty... Back on topic here; and this dovetails nicely with that post. Appears a shopping center was going to install a couple of 'muslim only' toilets. That, to me is a big probelms but the style of toilet to be installed was only going to be a hole(pan)in the ground! Nope, not kidding here. This is serious business, people! Fortunately for all concerned(including the muslims), common sense won and political correctness is getting flushed down the can. Toilets only for muslims still stuck in the 7th century, in so many not so pleasant ways. Talk about stupid dhimmis.
Muslim only 'toilets' get flushed in England
From Moneky in the Middle
Monkey in the Middle: Just sometimes common sense prevails, and the idiots in charge bureaucrats have to reverse themselves.
About a week ago I reported that: From next week, shoppers in Rochdale who push open the cubicle door expecting the reassuring sight of a modern, clean lavatory could instead be faced with little more than a hole in the ground.
Bosses of the Greater Manchester town's Exchange mall have installed two as part of an upgrade costing several thousand pounds after attending a cultural awareness course run by a local Muslim community activist.
Oh yes, the Dhimmis of Greater Manchester were all set to send their town back to the 7th Century. But then calmer, more rational people prevailed:
Plans for Muslim-only loos at a major shopping center are going down the pan.
Outraged council chiefs have demanded British-style toilets are used instead of Middle East-style squat holes.
Town leaders in Rochdale moved into action after the Daily Star sparked a national outcry by revealing the plans.
Yesterday, managers at the Rochdale Exchange mall were set to cave in to pressure and abandon the scheme as a source said: “The decision is being reconsidered.”
Labour councillor Farooq Ahmed said: “I have been inundated with calls saying this paints the wrong picture of the Asian and Muslim community.
“I don’t know of any Asian or Muslim families with these toilets.”
The pans were first installed after Exchange Center management attended a “cultural” training course with community activist Ghulam Rasul Shahzad.
Finally the grown-up have taken charge. It is about time. Perhaps a visit from the Board of Health to that Muslim Center to demand their toilets enter the 21st Century.
I wonder if Obama uses these in the White House?(PatriotUSA)
Original article can be found here
From Moneky in the Middle
Monkey in the Middle: Just sometimes common sense prevails, and the idiots in charge bureaucrats have to reverse themselves.
About a week ago I reported that: From next week, shoppers in Rochdale who push open the cubicle door expecting the reassuring sight of a modern, clean lavatory could instead be faced with little more than a hole in the ground.
Bosses of the Greater Manchester town's Exchange mall have installed two as part of an upgrade costing several thousand pounds after attending a cultural awareness course run by a local Muslim community activist.
Oh yes, the Dhimmis of Greater Manchester were all set to send their town back to the 7th Century. But then calmer, more rational people prevailed:
Plans for Muslim-only loos at a major shopping center are going down the pan.
Outraged council chiefs have demanded British-style toilets are used instead of Middle East-style squat holes.
Town leaders in Rochdale moved into action after the Daily Star sparked a national outcry by revealing the plans.
Yesterday, managers at the Rochdale Exchange mall were set to cave in to pressure and abandon the scheme as a source said: “The decision is being reconsidered.”
Labour councillor Farooq Ahmed said: “I have been inundated with calls saying this paints the wrong picture of the Asian and Muslim community.
“I don’t know of any Asian or Muslim families with these toilets.”
The pans were first installed after Exchange Center management attended a “cultural” training course with community activist Ghulam Rasul Shahzad.
Finally the grown-up have taken charge. It is about time. Perhaps a visit from the Board of Health to that Muslim Center to demand their toilets enter the 21st Century.
I wonder if Obama uses these in the White House?(PatriotUSA)
Original article can be found here
Really nasty amd maybe this is why the fly was by mullah's mouth??
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What do they do with the remainder of the cat??? Is this considered regular, decaf, high grade, arabica, robusto, or just plain gross and disgusting.
Gone fishin', back late tonight if I decide to come back.
Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims
YNET News: Indonesia's top Islamic council says civet coffee extracted from civet cats' dung can be consumed as long as beans, eaten by nocturnal critters, has been washed
Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee - the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.
A preacher recently suggested the beverage might not be "halal" - or religiously approved - because its unusual provenance makes it unclean. But after a long discussion Tuesday, the influential Indonesian Ulema Council said that the coffee, known locally as Kopi Luwak, could be consumed as long as the beans were washed.
Kopi Luwak, which takes it name from the Indonesian word for civets, is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted. Civet cats are mongoose-like animals.
It's highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online.
"Kopi Luwak can be declared 'halal' after passing through a washing process," said Maruf Amien, acting head of the council. "Producing, selling and drinking it is allowed."
In Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim nation, Kopi Luwak is produced in the main Java island, Sumatra and Sulawesi. It is also found under different names elsewhere in Southeast Asia. Only 450 kilograms are said to be produced annually worldwide.
The Ulema Council has often issued fatwas, or edicts, including several controversial rulings against smoking and yoga. Its edicts are not legally binding, but many devout Muslims abide by them.
Original article can be found here
Gone fishin', back late tonight if I decide to come back.
YNET News: Indonesia's top Islamic council says civet coffee extracted from civet cats' dung can be consumed as long as beans, eaten by nocturnal critters, has been washed
Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee - the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.
A preacher recently suggested the beverage might not be "halal" - or religiously approved - because its unusual provenance makes it unclean. But after a long discussion Tuesday, the influential Indonesian Ulema Council said that the coffee, known locally as Kopi Luwak, could be consumed as long as the beans were washed.
Kopi Luwak, which takes it name from the Indonesian word for civets, is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted. Civet cats are mongoose-like animals.
It's highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online.
"Kopi Luwak can be declared 'halal' after passing through a washing process," said Maruf Amien, acting head of the council. "Producing, selling and drinking it is allowed."
In Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim nation, Kopi Luwak is produced in the main Java island, Sumatra and Sulawesi. It is also found under different names elsewhere in Southeast Asia. Only 450 kilograms are said to be produced annually worldwide.
The Ulema Council has often issued fatwas, or edicts, including several controversial rulings against smoking and yoga. Its edicts are not legally binding, but many devout Muslims abide by them.
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The twelve Cartoons that started all the Muslim whining and riots.
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Snickering at Islam
Here are the twelve cartoons that upset Muslims so much.
Heh heh!
Heh heh!
Pig races to protest a new mosque: Deadly serious fun.
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Fun with Islam
This is great. I would also add dog races myself just to make sure the Muslims get the point. Note that in the interview it states there are already 60 mosques in the Houston area. That is 60 too many in this infidel's opinion! Even the folks at Fox News think this is 'funny.'
Laughing at Islam: Purdue senior calls for test of Iranian cleric's theory on earthquakes
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Here is one test that I can really get behind and support. A senior at Purdue has thrown down the tops of scantily clad women and is challenging a Iranian cleric, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi about his comment that these under clothed women are the cause of all the earthquakes the earth has been subjected to of late. Here in Central Oregon, the weather may still be a bit nippy for the area ladies to don their short shorts and low cut tops but I will do my best to spread the word. American student Jennifer McCreight is the clever young lady who has started this counter movement to put those tectonic plates back in balance. I added a few pictures just in case the weather here does not warm up.
Purdue senior calls for test of Iranian cleric's theory that allegedly "immodest" dress causes earthquakes
Jihad Watch, After all, here in the West, we insist our science be testable and verifiable. And to be verified, it must be questioned -- heaven forbid. So, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, your moment arrives April 26. Of course, Khomeini said there's no humor in Islam, so Sedighi may be busy stocking up on canned goods. "Thousands will don low-cut tops and shorts to see if they can trigger an earthquake," by Jonathan Harwood for the The First Post, April 23 (thanks to all who sent this in):
Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi caused outrage and raised eyebrows around the world last week when he blamed earthquakes on scantily clad women rather than the movement of the earth's tectonic plates.
Now women are being urged to put that theory to the test by donning low cut tops and short shorts on Monday April 26 to see if they can spark a tremor.
The campaign to trigger a 'Boobquake' was begun by American student Jennifer McCreight who has so far got 40,000 people to sign up to the idea on a special Facebook page (where another 150,000 have been invited) and has attracted a large following on Twitter.
She decided to take action after reading Sedighi's comments last Friday, when he told a prayer meeting: "Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."
He went on to ask. "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes." [...]
With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake," she said. "If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics."
The 22-year-old science student at Purdue University in Indiana said that on Monday, after changing out of her immodest clothes, she would look at the earth's seismic activity and compare it to the norm. "If an earthquake reduces only my bedroom to rubble, I'd also take that as sufficient evidence for God's wrath. I'm not too worried," she said.
McCreight said that there was a serious reason for her attempts to trigger a tremor. She explained: "I think people were fed up with ridiculous anti-science and anti-women claims like the one made by Sedighi, and sometimes light-hearted mockery is the best solution."
Indeed!
Hat tip: Jihad Watch
Jihad Watch, After all, here in the West, we insist our science be testable and verifiable. And to be verified, it must be questioned -- heaven forbid. So, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, your moment arrives April 26. Of course, Khomeini said there's no humor in Islam, so Sedighi may be busy stocking up on canned goods. "Thousands will don low-cut tops and shorts to see if they can trigger an earthquake," by Jonathan Harwood for the The First Post, April 23 (thanks to all who sent this in):
Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi caused outrage and raised eyebrows around the world last week when he blamed earthquakes on scantily clad women rather than the movement of the earth's tectonic plates.
Now women are being urged to put that theory to the test by donning low cut tops and short shorts on Monday April 26 to see if they can spark a tremor.
The campaign to trigger a 'Boobquake' was begun by American student Jennifer McCreight who has so far got 40,000 people to sign up to the idea on a special Facebook page (where another 150,000 have been invited) and has attracted a large following on Twitter.
He went on to ask. "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes." [...]
With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake," she said. "If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics."
The 22-year-old science student at Purdue University in Indiana said that on Monday, after changing out of her immodest clothes, she would look at the earth's seismic activity and compare it to the norm. "If an earthquake reduces only my bedroom to rubble, I'd also take that as sufficient evidence for God's wrath. I'm not too worried," she said.
McCreight said that there was a serious reason for her attempts to trigger a tremor. She explained: "I think people were fed up with ridiculous anti-science and anti-women claims like the one made by Sedighi, and sometimes light-hearted mockery is the best solution."
Hat tip: Jihad Watch
My Allah Is Better — Winds Of Jihad By SheikYerMami
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If this offends you I make NO apologies. The words are below and the link will take you to SheikYerMami's site to listen to the song. Pretty funny but with a very serious side. This was banned from Youtube. No surprises there. SYM is a fantastic site for education and information of all things wonderful from the world of Islam. If you easily offeneded, then it is simple: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS. Sorry I do not know how to get the music to load right here for your convenience. The editor is sleeping and he gets quite grumpy if he is distrubed from his nap unless it for food or a walkie. Best to let sleeping dogs lie. Woof.
My Allah Is Better
From Winds of Jihad Sheik YerMami
http://sheikyermami.com/2006/12/19/my-allah-is-better/
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!
Koran! Balaklava! AK-47!
Fifty pounds of dynamite, blow yourself to heaven!
Seventy-two virgins, what you gonna do?
Your dick’s blown off, how you gonna screw?
Bang, Bang! Boom, Boom! AK-47!
Blow yourself up and go to heaven!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Do your camel! Do your donkey!
Do your goat and fuck your monkey!
Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!
Hijack! Car bombs! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Iwant my picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Al lahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
My Allah Is Better
From Winds of Jihad Sheik YerMami
http://sheikyermami.com/2006/12/19/my-allah-is-better/
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!
Koran! Balaklava! AK-47!
Fifty pounds of dynamite, blow yourself to heaven!
Seventy-two virgins, what you gonna do?
Your dick’s blown off, how you gonna screw?
Bang, Bang! Boom, Boom! AK-47!
Blow yourself up and go to heaven!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Do your camel! Do your donkey!
Do your goat and fuck your monkey!
Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!
Hijack! Car bombs! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Iwant my picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Al lahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
The perfect Ramadan gift...bacon flavored envelopes. Wait, there is more!
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One can only imagine the 'fun' you can have with these unique gifts. Dog flavored items coming soon!
For example:
Perfect for the family in Gazastan that has lost a family member being a Shahid or homicide bomber against the evil Jews.Breaking a Hudna? Multiple family members gone to 'paradise'? No problem at all. Multiple items are available for any problem or situation. Shariah law have you tied down with multiple wives? Lost one of the wives to an honor killing, blasphemy or a stoning? Treacherous daughter that has betrayed the family, Islam, and fraternized with a male from a western country? Bacon flavored lip balm for one, the other wives still left alive will be pleased from the numerous items you can choose from. Make sure to include our best selling item since 1993, Tactical bacon in a can. Always an explosive hit with the favored sons and uncles of the family.
Fund raising discounts available for CAIR, MSA, MB, ISNA, Hamas, Fatah. Other Muslim organizations just ask. We will see what might be possible.
Any order totaling more than 25 camels or 50 goats qualifies for free shipping to any Islamic country practicing shariah law 2.5% of each order will be witheld for Zakat to your favorite Muslim terrorist organization.
Call toll free: 878-Barack Obama or 978- OIC-United Nations
If anyone is offended by this then they probably should not be here in the
first place. I purposely left out the website where these products can really
be ordered to spare them any Fatwa's or other possible threats.
If a BLUE BORDER appeears around the images please let me know in the
comments! I am NOT a computer expert by any means and not sure if this
is a blogger problem or one here. Any help is greatly appreciated.
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