The Instamob: How to Create Your Own Raging Mob in Seconds

Gary Fouse

Have you ever watched those videos of raging mobs in other parts of the world and wished you could do the same right here at home? You can. It's easy. Introducing the Instamob. Now you can create your own screaming, raging mobs right here in your own neighborhood.

Here's all you need.

1 One Israeli flag.

2 A t-shirt that shows you are Jewish

3 And finally, the secret password:

"Long live Israel"

Here are our lovely models, Steve and Michelle, demonstrating the Instamob on August 2 in Los Angeles:

As you can see, in mere seconds, you will be making lots of new friends who will sing your praises and invite you to embark on exciting vacations to exotic places like Poland.


Now no more long trips to the other side of the world. No more long airport lines going through security (caused by those raging mobs). Plus you don't have to worry about being kidnapped by those raging mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Operators are standing by.

Order your Instamob, and you will be creating your own raging mob yourself. Don't sit at home watching those raging mobs around the world. Create your own mob right here in the USA now with the Instamob.

But wait!

If you call in the next 30 minutes, we will include a second Instamob set absolutely free. Two Instamobs-two raging mobs!

Call now.

2 Comments - Share Yours!:

Anonymous said...

Seriously LMBO!!! Great post. I think I will have to put this on my blog, LorraB.wordpress.com Hope you don't mind and will credit and lead back to your blog. If you do, then say the word and I will take it down, but I know my readers will love it!

PatriotUSA said...

Have at it and yes, just link back and give credit. I made an exception for your anonymous comment.