You just cannot make this stuff up. I will never cease to be amazed by what I call the 'Crybaby muslim syndrome.' This group of people is so easily offended , no wonder they are always attacking and killing each other off. This event happened in South Africa and apparently there is more than one couple that was offended by the holy pig flavored cottage cheese. This has resulted in the divorce of one happy couple and is sure to be a hit with other who call this perverted ideology a religion. From the timesalive.co.za
Couple split after row over ham
A tub of ham-flavoured cottage cheese has been blamed for the break-up of a Muslim couple's marriage, according to Islamic fundamental body, the Majlis-ul-Ulama, which posted a complaint on its website from a Port Elizabeth man.
He claimed his wife had left him after a heated row over a tub of Lancewood smoked ham-flavoured cottage cheese bearing a halaal certification sign by the South African NationalHalaal Association (Sanha).
In his letter to the Majlis, the unnamed husband said his wife made him a sandwich using the cheese purchased by her.
"When I examined the tub I could not believe the filth I had consumed. It shocked the guts out of me."
All pork products are forbidden in Islam. The husband queried whether he could sue Sanha for the "trauma, the break-up of my marriage, the violation of my religious rights and feelings".
The Islamic body said they had also received another complaint about the ham-flavoured cottage cheese from Newcastle last week.
The Majlis queried the matter with Sanha, which confirmed a labelling error by the manufacturer's had resulted in the erroneous endorsement.
This prompted the Majlis to accuse Sanha of deceiving consumers. "Its stock response of 'error' mocks the intelligence of Muslims."
However, while Sanha has acknowledged the labelling error, they have questioned the authenticity of the claim posted on the website. They confirmed an error occurred last month when its certification logo was wrongly placed on 40000 tubs of the cottage cheese.
Sanha spokesman Ebi Lockhat said, however, they had received no complaints.
Lockhat said: "It is unthinkable to even contemplate we would approve any products with offensive connotations."
He challenged the authenticity of the marital break-up adding that they had not been contacted by the couple.
"None of our associate organisations in PE have heard of this incident bar the report in the Majlis.
"We are mystified as to why the wife would wilfully purchase the offensive product."
In a letter of apology to Sanha this week, Morné Muller, quality manager at Lancewood, said there was a miscommunication which was not rectified in time and resulted in some of the products ending up on shelves across the country.
"We hereby confirm our commitment to the halaal standards and wish to place on record our sincere apologies."
They said the logo had been "blanked" out on the products already manufactured at the time and new packaging would not carry the logo.
In the letter Muller said that the ham-flavoured cottage cheese did not contain any pork substances but a synthetic ham flavouring.
Hat tip: Weasel Zippers
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Allow me to add a few bits, and correct a few errors in this post.
First of all, it was actually the tub of cottage cheese that said, "I could not believe the filth that had consumed me. Its guts were shocking".
The only 'religious right' Sanha has is the right to shut the hell up.
The 'stock' response of error cannot mock the intelligence of Muslims, more than it can cut the wings off of turtles.
When this sub-Saharan muslim says his wife "had left", what he actually means is that after beating her for four hours straight, there was nothing remaining from her skull.
The international association of pigs and swines (IAPS) has already issued a letter of complaint to the UN, over the racist remarks of a retarded belief system.
The UN acted with exemplary efficiency, condemned Israel, and vowed to exterminate all the Jews.
For its efforts against the artificial taste of pigs in cheese, this African thinking machine was given the Nobel peace prize.
Just who came up with such a revolting combination? Ham isn't what one thinks of going good with cottage cheese. Strawberries yes. Ham no.
Yep. a nasty combination at that.
Ham and cheese sandwich perhaps
but this mess? Of course, those
tricky mussies that they could get
away with a taste of the banned
pig subversively by it being so
cleverly hidden in cottage cheese.
Damn that sharia law and all the
pervert 'mo spewed from his mouth.
IAPS, love that one HL. Of course
this is all the fault of world
Jewry and Israel. It always is.
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