OUR FAVORITE LITTLE ENTREPRENEUR IS AT IT AGAIN

I did not have anything to do to do with this and I wish I was this clever. Kindly stolen from The Born Again Americans. Please check this site out as it is well worth your time and there is a link in the blogroll. I hope you are not drinking or eating when you read this one.

Enjoy this one.

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OUR FAVORITE LITTLE ENTREPRENEUR IS AT IT AGAIN

Little Johnny and his homework assignment...

H/T to my high school classmate Bonnie for this one...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on

productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: 

"I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she

said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil

spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: 

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I

explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current

events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. 

The teacher held her breath

.... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a

box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell

enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a

Dip and Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"

Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the

President Obama method of giving you something shitty, but looks good,

for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your

mouth."

Hey folks, I don't write them, I just report the truth...

NOT RACIST... NOT VIOLENT... JUST NO LONGER SILENT...

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Hat tip to Bonnie. A former high school classmate Of The Born Again Americans.