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Fun with islam! Revenge is so sweet! View at your own risk

Posted by PatriotUSA at 1:46 PM
This may be offensive to some of you so please view at your own discretion.

Politely stolen from Knuckledraggin My Life Away. 



Thanks to Kenny for letting me steal from his site!



Thursday, June 30, 2011

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Anonymous said...

A university professor was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe
in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands."Well, that's a good start. Out of
those who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"About 40 students raise
their hands."That's really good.
I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked
to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand."Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Moohamhead raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The arselifting student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So
Moohamhead, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Moohamhead replied, "Shit, sorry Professor, from way back there I thought
you said goats."

July 02, 2011

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