The perfect Ramadan gift...bacon flavored envelopes. Wait, there is more!

One can only imagine the 'fun' you can have with these unique gifts. Dog flavored items coming soon!

For example:

Perfect for the family in Gazastan that has lost a family member being a Shahid or homicide bomber against the evil Jews.Breaking a Hudna? Multiple family members gone to 'paradise'? No problem at all. Multiple items are available for any problem or situation. Shariah law have you tied down with multiple wives? Lost one of the wives to an honor killing, blasphemy or a stoning? Treacherous daughter that has betrayed the family, Islam, and fraternized with a male from a western country? Bacon flavored lip balm for one, the other wives still left alive will be pleased from the numerous items you can choose from. Make sure to include our best selling item since 1993, Tactical bacon in a can. Always an explosive hit with the favored sons and uncles of the family.


Fund raising discounts available for CAIR, MSA, MB, ISNA, Hamas, Fatah. Other Muslim organizations just ask. We will see what might be possible.


Any order totaling more than 25 camels or 50 goats qualifies for free shipping to any Islamic country practicing shariah law 2.5% of each order will be witheld for Zakat to your favorite Muslim terrorist organization.


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If anyone is offended by this then they probably should not be here in the

 first place. I purposely left out the website where these products can really

be ordered to spare them any Fatwa's or other possible threats.

If a BLUE BORDER appeears around the images please let me know in the

comments! I am NOT a computer expert by any means and not sure if this

 is a blogger problem or one here. Any help is greatly appreciated.