It's Time to Bow to the Flying Global Warming Monster

I admit it, I used to be a big sucker for the global warming agenda. Thankfully, the knowledgeable opinions of the skeptics, combined with some interesting facts about the prophets of global warming (Al Gore living in a gigantic, electricity hungry mansion, for one), have shifted this belief of mine to the other side of the scale. Yes, we should be responsible in how we consume and use resources, but being responsible also means remembering that there are other societies on this planet, who would devour us whole if we spend time nitpicking about trash, and destroying our own industrial power.

So, for everyone who isn't a 'green' cultist, willing to kill his own people in order to save polar bears, who are actually doing fine, here's a killer article on global warming, by Daniel Greenfield.

"What will you eat then? Well nothing. You see, you're also bad for the environment. And you have to go. There's no two ways about it. But at least you can still breathe. Right? Wrong. Every time you breathe out, you're releasing carbon dioxide into the air. And then there's your demand for clean air. Don't you know that clean air causes global warming. That's right, clean air is destroying the planet. Cutting down pollution actually causes the planet to warm up. Which kills polar bears. So get that smokestack going or all the polar bears will die.

Don't drive a car. Don't ride a bike. Don't walk. Don't leave the house. Don't eat. Don't breathe. Don't think. Thinking burns almost as much carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle of fish. Every time someone thinks skeptically about Global Warming, the temperature goes down by 0.001 Celsius, except sometimes it actually goes up by 0.001 Celsius, depending on how you juggle the numbers or turn the hockey stick graph around. And since your mind is a major source of pollution, you had better turn it off and do what you're told.

You might think that none of this makes sense. And you'd be right. It's not supposed to make any sense. This has nothing to do with the planet, the polar bears or anything besides green. Not the kind of green you find growing on trees, but lying in wallets."